Population | 12.379 billion |
Capital | Dhirim |
Leader | Governor Winifred Halton |
Faith | Anglicanism |
Currency | Pound Sterling |
Animal | Dhirim pigeon |
The May St Wood Pigeon Save Us of British Calradia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Winifred Halton with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.379 billion Calradians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dhirim. The average income tax rate is 34.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient British Calradian economy, worth a remarkable 3,733 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,631 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", and arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Calradia's national animal is the Dhirim pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Anglicanism.
British Calradia is ranked 311,770th in the world and 5,212th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.57 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : British Calradia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : British Calradia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : British Calradia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : British Calradia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : British Calradia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : British Calradia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : British Calradia lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : British Calradia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : British Calradia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Former Colonial Empire of Anglost, infecting 21 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : British Calradia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.