The Dominion of British Brittany is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.374 billion British Bretons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reindeer. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient British Brittanyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,410 trillion Breton Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 241,835 Breton Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, politicians no longer click with dating app matches, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. British Brittany's national animal is the Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

British Brittany is ranked 343,651^st in the world and 5,991^st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.