The Krinslo Empire of British Bayonet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur Maocuarta with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.036 billion Krins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krimielstein. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient krin economy, worth a remarkable 4,687 trillion Geads a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,719 Geads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, and the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. British Bayonet's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Karadism.

British Bayonet is ranked 165,588^th in the world and 3,085^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,341.79 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.