NATION

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Liberty, Equality, Democracy
Most Cultured: 83rdHighest Food Quality: 125thSmartest Citizens: 129th
The Federal Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Brillnuck

Population19.349 billion

CapitalArnhurst
LeaderPrime Minister Robert Emil

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalRed Deer

The Federal Republic of Brillnuck is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Robert Emil with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.349 billion Brillnish enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhurst. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Brillnish economy, worth a remarkable 8,097 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 418,478 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Brillnuck's national animal is the Red Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Brillnuck is ranked 276,870th in the world and 7,037th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 0.91 Obesity Rate.

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Most Cultured: 83rdHighest Food Quality: 125thSmartest Citizens: 129thMost Developed: 135thMost Efficient Economies: 135thLongest Average Lifespans: 148thMost Inclusive: 159thHealthiest Citizens: 167thMost Cheerful Citizens: 198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 198thNicest Citizens: 202ndLargest Governments: 217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 238thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 240thMost Compassionate Citizens: 258thHighest Poor Incomes: 259thMost Secular: 311thMost Advanced Public Education: 317thLowest Crime Rates: 333rdMost Subsidized Industry: 375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 448thLargest Welfare Programs: 504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527thLargest Publishing Industry: 572ndMost Pacifist: 598thLargest Information Technology Sector: 703rdMost Rebellious Youth: 721stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 791stHighest Average Incomes: 802ndHighest Economic Output: 1,022ndMost Patriotic: 1,039thSafest: 1,233rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,251stRudest Citizens: 2,259thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,126thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,404thLargest Retail Industry: 5,503rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,134thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,150thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,342ndLargest Populations: 12,508thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,875thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,416thMost Income Equality: 26,696th
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 103rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 206th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 295th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 315th in the regionLargest Populations: 344th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 371st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 423rd in the regionNudest: 485th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 570th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 602nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Brillnuck was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Brillnuck, Prime Minister Robert Emil's perky ego is the talk of the town.

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