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Get Outa Here!! Johann der Becker
Highest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
The Sadistic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Bright Angel

Population32.512 billion

CapitalFlagstaff
LeaderJohann der Becker
FaithVeni vidi vici

Currencyzuchs
Animalred bearded woodchuck

The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Johann der Becker with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.512 billion Bright Angelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flagstaff. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bright Angelian economy, worth an astonishing 40,127 trillion zuchs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,234,221 zuchs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Bright Angelian bee, and farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bright Angel's national animal is the red bearded woodchuck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Veni vidi vici.

Bright Angel is ranked 736th in the world and 1st in Macfora Forever for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 75,590.45 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Highest Average Incomes: 1stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Black Market: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 4thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7thHighest Poor Incomes: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thMost Corrupt Governments: 19thLargest Governments: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 27thMost Avoided: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52ndMost Efficient Economies: 64thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77thMost Devout: 92ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 238thMost Stationary: 271stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 366thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 423rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 736thMost Conservative: 748thMost Developed: 805thLongest Average Lifespans: 960thFattest Citizens: 1,101stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,247thLargest Populations: 1,315thSmartest Citizens: 1,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,659thRudest Citizens: 1,784thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,389thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,844thMost Influential: 5,143rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,925thLargest Retail Industry: 7,936thMost Authoritarian: 8,598th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Bright Angelian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, Johann der Becker's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Bright Angel, the industries of Bright Angel are coughing all the way to the bank.

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