The Warrior Goddess of Bridgett is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.019 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incarceron. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Bridgett economy, worth 527 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 174,766 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,184,988 per year while the poor average 9,467, a ratio of 125 to 1.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bridgett is ranked 171,597^th in the world and 8,988^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -33.32 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.