The Stained of Bridgett is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.389 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Incarceron. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Bridgett economy, worth 688 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 203,251 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,436,354 per year while the poor average 9,662, a ratio of 148 to 1.

Death row is annually emptied to feed the nation's hunger for televised murder-games, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and Bridgett housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bridgett is ranked 5,967^th in the world and 1^st in Enadia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 93.44 on the Rand Index.