The Watchful Eyes of Bridgett is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bridgett Zeroe with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.389 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woven Depths. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bridgett economy, worth a remarkable 3,112 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 299,616 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bridgett Zeroe has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Bridgett restaurants, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Bridgett is ranked 17,084^th in the world and 36^th in Karma for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,731.29 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.