The Watchful Eyes of Bridgett is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bridgett Zeroe with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.895 billion Bridgett live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woven Depths. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bridgett economy, worth a remarkable 4,483 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 322,651 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, psychological disorders are a taboo subject, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bridgett's national animal is the angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Bridgett is ranked 294,395^th in the world and 282^nd in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.35 law-abiding acts per hour.