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Rudest Citizens: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Brenner Islandia

Population9.072 billion

CurrencyMatts
AnimalJeff

The United States of Brenner Islandia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.072 billion Brenner Islandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Brenner Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,695 trillion Matts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 407,367 Matts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,786,806 per year while the poor average 4,031, a ratio of 939 to 1.

Not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Brenner Islandian Moonshine", sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brenner Islandia's national animal is the Jeff, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Brenner Islandia is ranked 237,993rd in the world and 20th in West Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 1.41 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Rudest Citizens: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thMost Armed: 31stHighest Crime Rates: 33rdFattest Citizens: 43rdLargest Gambling Industry: 59thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 66thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95thMost Avoided: 95thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 112thMost Ignorant Citizens: 126thHighest Disposable Incomes: 227thMost Rebellious Youth: 249thMost Efficient Economies: 335thMost Corrupt Governments: 349thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 399thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 428thLargest Mining Sector: 448thHighest Average Incomes: 712thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 821stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,587thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,624thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,839thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,590thHighest Economic Output: 3,293rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,814thMost Devout: 4,136thLargest Governments: 5,369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,451stNudest: 7,957thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,483rdMost Stationary: 15,084thLargest Black Market: 16,134thHighest Drug Use: 16,820thMost Influential: 16,944thMost Pro-Market: 17,824th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Brenner Islandian Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Brenner Islandia was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, ten thousand Brenner Islandian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, shopping comes bagged and tagged.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenner Islandia, nose plugs are the latest Brenner Islandian fashion accessory.

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