NATION

PASSWORD

Peace, Independence, Democracy, Unity and Socialist
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,988thMost Influential: 18,096th
The United Socialist States of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Brenirven

Population321 million

CapitalMongyurs

CurrencySurar
Animalhorse

The United Socialist States of Brenirven is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 321 million Brenirvenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongyurs. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Brenirvenian economy, worth 26.1 trillion Surars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,328 Surars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brenirven's national animal is the horse.

Brenirven is ranked 222,185th in the world and 1,529th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 23.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,219thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,988thTop
10%
Most Influential: 18,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,584thMost Income Equality: 23,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,067thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,125thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,932nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 66th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Brenirven was endorsed by The Union of Exania.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenirven, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenirven, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Brenirven voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Brenirven was endorsed by The People's Republic of Greater Hongshan.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenirven, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenirven, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Brenirven was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Brenirven, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Brenirven, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Brenirvenians.

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