The Republic of Bremonidia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 211 million Bremonidians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Bremonidian economy, worth 6.99 trillion Rems a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,127 Rems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the "Brave New World" program has caused private businesses to spring up faster than the East Lebatuck Wall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bremonidia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bremonidia is ranked 244,217^th in the world and 80^th in Adairidae for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.