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Her Favoured Children, of Her Favoured Lands
Most Primitive: 45thMost Ignorant Citizens: 125thMost Devout: 212th
The Holy Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
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Sprat
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Brellach

Population23.694 billion

CapitalSheoth
LeaderDivine Queen Lyta
Faiththe Church of Her Divine Glory

Currencydrake
Animalhorse

The Holy Queendom of Brellach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Divine Queen Lyta with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.694 billion Brellachi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Spirituality, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheoth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The very strong Brellachi economy, worth a remarkable 1,133 trillion drakes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is 47,827 drakes, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Divine Queen Lyta is a silly poophead, and gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brellach's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Her Divine Glory.

Brellach is ranked 271,270th in the world and 354th in Forest for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -25.1 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Primitive: 45thMost Ignorant Citizens: 125thMost Devout: 212thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 393rdNudest: 747thBest Weather: 985thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,199thHighest Crime Rates: 2,176thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,177thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,533rdLargest Black Market: 4,551stLargest Populations: 6,346thMost Cultured: 6,660thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,077thHighest Economic Output: 18,862ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,198thMost Influential: 25,292ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,802nd
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.
  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Divine Queen Lyta is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.
  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long.
  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, Divine Queen Lyta wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Brellach lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Brellach, adult stores are all sold out of whips.

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