The Republic of Breizh Dizepant en Dieub is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Duchesse Anne de Bretagne with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed population of 6.931 billion Breizhats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naoned. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Breizhat economy, worth 416 trillion Amann damsalls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,020 Amann damsalls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Naoned Natural History Museum, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breizh Dizepant en Dieub's national animal is the Erminig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Breizh Dizepant en Dieub is ranked 270,019^th in the world and 4,411^th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -157.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.