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Largest Retail Industry: 102nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 160th Largest Gambling Industry: 270th
The Celtic Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Shoeshiner
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Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Brandon

Population4.673 billion

CapitalMissoula
LeaderCardinal Allen
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalCod Fish

The Celtic Theocracy of Brandon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cardinal Allen with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.673 billion Brandonites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Missoula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Brandonite economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 241,220 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 690,628 per year while the poor average 67,072, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

The fattest folk in Brandon look to be the happiest ones, Cardinal Allen's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Cardinal Allen on Brandon's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Brandon's national animal is the Cod Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Brandon is ranked 169,487th in the world and 97th in Catholic for Most Inclusive, scoring 6.81 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 102ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160thLargest Gambling Industry: 270thMost Armed: 289thHighest Crime Rates: 402ndFattest Citizens: 433rdRudest Citizens: 463rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,088thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,129thMost Devout: 1,145thMost Avoided: 1,367thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,372ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,374thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,193rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,092ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,331stMost Cultured: 3,630thMost Influential: 4,754thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,724thLargest Black Market: 5,857thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,956thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,900thMost Efficient Economies: 7,620thTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 9,930thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,740thHighest Economic Output: 11,875thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,321stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,788thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,519th
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1%
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Cardinal Allen on Brandon's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, Cardinal Allen's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, the fattest folk in Brandon look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Brandon, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Brandon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".

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