The Kingdom of Brandenburg-Ansbach is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Friedrich der Grosse with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working population of 8.064 billion Prussians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marienburg. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Prussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion thalers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,419 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brandenburg-Ansbach's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is 150% Discipline.

Brandenburg-Ansbach is ranked 57,180^th in the world and 3,429^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.