The Republic of BrakesFellOff is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.385 billion BrakesFellOffians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BrakesFellOffian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,852 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, nose plugs are the latest BrakesFellOffian fashion accessory, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. BrakesFellOff's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

BrakesFellOff is ranked 1,690^th in the world and 40^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 71.72 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.