Bowiemoria Puppet is building a zombie empire due to a zombie incursion but would otherwise be considering its options.
People: | 257,987,776 |
Zombies: | 6,020,950,850 |
Dead: | 4,713,209,606 |
Survival Rate: | 2.35% |
Population | 10.992 billion |
Capital | JV City |
Leader | Supreme Overlord JV |
Faith | JVism |
Currency | Jar |
Animal | Finch |
The World Traveller of Bowiemoria Puppet is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord JV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.279 billion Experiments, 6.021 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of JV City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The large but stagnant Experimentian economy, worth 623 trillion Jars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,720 Jars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bowiemoria Puppet's national animal is the Finch, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is JVism.
Bowiemoria Puppet is ranked 25,200th in the world and 159th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 44.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bowiemoria Puppet, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes.
- : Following new legislation in Bowiemoria Puppet, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Following new legislation in Bowiemoria Puppet, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
- : Bowiemoria Puppet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : Bowiemoria Puppet was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Armed Republic of Chillicotheeeee, infecting 3 million survivors.
- : Bowiemoria Puppet was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Union Royalist Empire States of GreaterPolsnan, infecting 19 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Bowiemoria Puppet was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Union Royalist Empire States of GreaterPolsnan, curing 1 million infected.
- : Bowiemoria Puppet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Bowiemoria Puppet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Bowiemoria Puppet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.