The Spice must Flow!
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd
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Population16.354 billion


CurrencySpice Melange

The Kingdom of Bothia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Muad'Dib with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.354 billion Bothians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arrakeen. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bothian economy, worth an astonishing 12,065 trillion Spice Melanges a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 737,787 Spice Melanges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Bothian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Arrakeen, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime is totally unknown. Bothia's national animal is the Seaworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bothia is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 1,129 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1stMost Subsidized Industry: 2ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rdMost Cultured: 12thLargest Black Market: 25thHighest Poor Incomes: 25thHighest Average Incomes: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60thMost Developed: 101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107thLargest Retail Industry: 117thLargest Insurance Industry: 125thLongest Average Lifespans: 135thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 196thSmartest Citizens: 202ndHighest Economic Output: 204thMost Advanced Public Education: 222ndMost Corrupt Governments: 247thHealthiest Citizens: 253rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 270thLargest Governments: 271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 299thMost Scientifically Advanced: 317thMost Beautiful Environments: 355thMost Influential: 358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 384thMost Rebellious Youth: 451stMost Secular: 482ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 763rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 850thMost Efficient Economies: 920thLowest Crime Rates: 954thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,177thLargest Mining Sector: 1,431stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,479thMost Stationary: 1,599thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,154thRudest Citizens: 2,303rdMost Pacifist: 2,397thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,071stMost Inclusive: 3,187thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,491stLargest Populations: 7,291st
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionRudest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Pacifist: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 209th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bothia was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
  • : Bothia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Vathekia.
  • : Following new legislation in Bothia, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Bothia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Arrakeen.
  • : Following new legislation in Bothia, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Bothian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Bothia, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in Bothia, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one.
  • : Following new legislation in Bothia, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in Bothia, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bothia, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 346 » Yaorozu, Novare Res, Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Jefffliu, Unimaginable Doom, Ermarian, Renetopia, Calamazo, Q w e r t y, Great Bights Mum, Malvad, Eglise Sainte Eve, New Sekai, Republic of Destiny, The Big Bad Boo, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Apetopia, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, Ceretis, Lemonbiscuits, Esplandia, Republic of Dixie, Venezuelia, Guslantis, Sunto, SillyString, Frances Francis the First of France, Corfad, The Isle of Grossmania, Kelvaros Prime, Highton Islands, Dutchyland, Manticore utopia, Valenair, Walter Jackson, Sacrento, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Ostrekoj, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Avalon, American MapleStory, Holy Oranz, The Kyziban Islands, Senatra, and 296 others.Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Bayern-Straubing, Malta Comino Gozo, Svetlakia, Chukstik Illahi, Unsophisticate, SORT, Siwale, Halcon siveriano, French Bananastan, Crodaria, Alice Gardens, Kyrianian, Vexilia, New Chilokver, Cloydicia, Ainsworth, Middle Drazzi, Aezus, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Nord Botten, Amerian States, Holy Marcus Empire, Beladev, General COE, ZimRobwe, Shin-Hachioji, Koda-Land, Diodone, Dadastan Archipelago, McMasterdonia, Yukti, Choistan, The The Bierands, Beodarasc, Misthas, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Adamantius, Panama Coalition, Staniel, The Iron Lions, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Puczovska, Bonjoura, The Galactic Triumvirate, Cadla, Ice and Tinian, Plumas, Weehay, Wodan, Aroa, Nikhilesh23, The Syca, Palisede, Destroedor, Victoriaans Nederlands, Azura Palatina, Pasargad, Agrauron, Wunderstrafanstalt, Dreylus, Chamocha, Mzeusia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Gladio II, Ozstan, Outer Egorniand, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Pacho, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Jontopiary, Painisia, Imbizi, Atain, Mecca-Switzerland, Phoronu, Albacria, Ka Ching, Lordelles, East Supple Lund, Shibutani, Memeosan, Sea Ghost, Viridiann, Govornia, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Northern Glory, Thoets, Snoodum, Atheenos, Pavlikstan, Imperial Higerker Rus, Wisconsota, New Trisone, Soriatorius, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Mahsoobia, Detrivania, Pleroma Sans Romans, United Draconia, Moose repupblic, Empy, Lower Nubia, Drasvidania, The Gamer Party, Free Culture, Racoda, Sakaryata, Quranite, The Tofiatary Arhipelago, Whereisthatistan, Vincone Cae, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, The Mace Kingdom, Babacar, Zeternia, Ethnon, Amauri, Sundred, TerranulliuZ, Abject Ludicrosity, Hyperbanus, The Alpha Conglomerate, Dovena, Avemterra, Kulgatha, CedieRKing, Elvero, Zokk, Tyroshh, The United States of Romania, Alsace and Lorraine United, I am the one who knocks, Maott, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Seelandt, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Helium Kittens United, Bananaaaaa, Aenglaland, Kokomo Island, El Fiji Grande, Octovalis, Arstungry, East Wushen, Copria, Dar es Saalam, Democritus, Wilkshire, Dives Ergo, Abrickhouse, The Discipled, Yarecir, Zeno-sama, Tarr-Nation, Aerovea, Rosewood-, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Kobagia, ShortBusCrashed, Greater Pittsburgh, Valhalla123, Lionia, New Pruessen, Marxist Luxembourg, Yummy Blubber, Brosod, We Are Number One, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, Mtzkekizustania, Gorlan Ruins, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Prydania, Amestris-Britannia, Kranostav, Lunallian, Ostrolia, Gawdzendia, Mareor, New Yorkists of Brooklyn, The Serdey Islands, Zastunia Free State, Newrun, Soviet Terran, Spartoptia, Nairland, Niradans, United Kahndaq, Newpromisedland, Beasluxia, Torakuen, Boltang, Katschekistan, Hesterin, Ostrinios, Timarah, Sinelona, Transyania, Cool game nation, Votak Matim, Elysium and Palaven, North Bratislava, Utopotia, Magic Genovia, Butcher Bridge, Arzenoa, Oshonia, Ethereal Expanse, HeartLard, Uganda Knuckles UK, Daedric Stellar Empire, Atomic Industry Islands, Adkins Station, Egalico, Grobbillandia, Warsaw-Halicz, The Windmilluminati, Piptaimerfulopia, SchoolHouse Rock, Omnistria, Dreadton, Aurumos, Guer Aike, Kasazzastan, Maovale, Stat Artha, Papika, Federation Terra Australis, Machendel, Democratu, Xagill, The Notorious Mad Jack, National Goats, Ninjak30, Severisen, Zumlandia, Napnomadia, Dyrenell, Sheldanada, JoeyTyrant, Bearical, Atlantys Meridionalez, Australiland, United North American, The Realm of Dorne, Kalimora Aire, Hong Kong Empire, Asgardira, Black Templares, The Black Cathedral, Pruznia, Lemniscata, Cam Zazi, Steraz, Ara Antrizuls, The South Falls, Dercia, New Eleria, Surikatia, Partax, United Western Federation, Renzic, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, Fascist Democracy, INTEGRAL, The Sinclarian Provinces, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, COCONUT-CITY, Loptous, Alunya, Liber-lando, Orado, Joodey, The Mike Roctafinserland, Crown Isles, Bridgett, Zemnaya Svoboda, Justanistan, Ieprus, Revolutionary Sealand, Vathekia, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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