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Prepare to be boarded! Captain Bang Tandem
Highest Drug Use: 473rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,757thHighest Crime Rates: 2,363rd
The Associated Fleets of
Anarchy
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Booty Lagoon

Population1.805 billion

CapitalThe Heart of Gold
LeaderCaptain Bang Tandem
FaithThe Pirate Code

CurrencyGold Doubloon
AnimalKraken

The Associated Fleets of Booty Lagoon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Bang Tandem with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.805 billion Freebooters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Gold. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The thriving Nautical economy, worth 131 trillion Gold Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,942 Gold Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, Captain Bang Tandem's Twitcher account is typically used to share Kraken memes rather than government policy, saying "don't do anything that Captain Bang Tandem wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and the nation is so apathetic that Freebooters can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Booty Lagoon's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Pirate Code.

Booty Lagoon is ranked 48,868th in the world and 2,681st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 473rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,757thHighest Crime Rates: 2,363rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,909thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,933rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,076thRudest Citizens: 5,176thFattest Citizens: 6,465thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,472ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,660thMost Avoided: 7,625thMost Armed: 13,010thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,701stNudest: 14,235thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 20,120thLargest Mining Sector: 28,888thMost Inclusive: 30,227thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30,405th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 138th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 140th in the regionRudest Citizens: 245th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 251st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 305th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 317th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 346th in the regionFattest Citizens: 355th in the regionMost Avoided: 389th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 544th in the regionMost Armed: 635th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 672nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 769th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Booty Lagoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Booty Lagoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Booty Lagoon's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Booty Lagoon's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Booty Lagoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Booty Lagoon's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Booty Lagoon's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Booty Lagoon was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Booty Lagoon ceased to exist in The estallian archipelago.
  • : Booty Lagoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

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