Population | 1.805 billion |
Capital | The Heart of Gold |
Leader | Captain Bang Tandem |
Faith | The Pirate Code |
Currency | Gold Doubloon |
Animal | Kraken |
The Associated Fleets of Booty Lagoon is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Bang Tandem with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.805 billion Freebooters live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Gold. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.
The thriving Nautical economy, worth 131 trillion Gold Doubloons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 72,942 Gold Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, Captain Bang Tandem's Twitcher account is typically used to share Kraken memes rather than government policy, saying "don't do anything that Captain Bang Tandem wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and the nation is so apathetic that Freebooters can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Booty Lagoon's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Pirate Code.
Booty Lagoon is ranked 48,868th in the world and 2,681st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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Booty Lagoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
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Booty Lagoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
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Booty Lagoon's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Booty Lagoon's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
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Booty Lagoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
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Booty Lagoon's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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Booty Lagoon's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Booty Lagoon was refounded in Osiris.
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Booty Lagoon ceased to exist in The estallian archipelago.
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Booty Lagoon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.