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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,033rdMost Influential: 3,264thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,726th
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Bootstrap Bill

Population730 million

CurrencyPiece of Eight

The Free Land of Bootstrap Bill is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 730 million Bootstrap Billians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bootstrap Billian economy, worth 37.7 trillion Pieces of Eight a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,670 Pieces of Eight, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bootstrap Bill's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bootstrap Bill is ranked 104,972nd in the world and 5,159th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,932.81 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,033rdTop
Most Influential: 3,264thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,726thMost Devout: 20,857thMost Conservative: 26,372nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 675th in the regionMost Devout: 679th in the regionMost Influential: 839th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 907th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,020th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,309th in the region

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