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Ave Gerhardus! Gerhard Popwell
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62ndMost Influential: 265thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,849th
The Crippling Instability of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Bongo Mountain

Population2.527 billion

CapitalPopwellopolis
LeaderGerhard Popwell
FaithPopwellism

CurrencyPopwell pound
Animalpenguin

The Crippling Instability of Bongo Mountain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gerhard Popwell with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.527 billion Bongolese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Popwellopolis. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bongo Mountainian economy, worth 211 trillion Popwell pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 83,692 Popwell pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Gerhard Popwell to meetings with foreign heads of state, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol, and diplomatic cables about Gerhard Popwell have suddenly been very flattering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bongo Mountain's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Popwellism.

Bongo Mountain is ranked 23,792nd in the world and 1,139th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.44 bananas ingested per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62ndMost Influential: 265thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,849thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,855thNudest: 5,122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,055thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,376thMost Secular: 8,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,759thMost Pacifist: 8,922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,028thMost Inclusive: 11,449thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,811thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,226thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,608thHighest Food Quality: 17,332ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,422ndBest Weather: 17,503rdSafest: 17,738thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,129thLowest Crime Rates: 18,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,747thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,153rdLargest Governments: 20,840thMost Cultured: 21,094thMost Income Equality: 21,686thMost Authoritarian: 21,982ndNicest Citizens: 22,537thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,589thHealthiest Citizens: 23,792ndMost Developed: 23,880th
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Most Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 262nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 316th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 361st in the regionMost Secular: 410th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 474th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 500th in the regionMost Pacifist: 534th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 581st in the regionMost Inclusive: 678th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 709th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 747th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 792nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 793rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 806th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 850th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 893rd in the regionBest Weather: 909th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 952nd in the regionLargest Governments: 976th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 992nd in the regionSafest: 1,021st in the regionMost Cultured: 1,036th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,063rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,067th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,139th in the regionMost Developed: 1,151st in the region

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