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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,174thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,980thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,075th
The Republic of
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Population996 million

CapitalHamme City
LeaderZippy von Kwakkenberg


The Republic of Bondgalm is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Zippy von Kwakkenberg with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 996 million Bondgalmians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamme City. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bondgalmian economy, worth 98.9 trillion bierbonnekes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,336 bierbonnekes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Bondgalmian Desert, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bondgalm's national animal is the Giraf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bondgalm is ranked 116,075th in the world and 792nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 64 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,174thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,980thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,075thMost Influential: 5,232ndSafest: 7,811thMost Pacifist: 8,574thBest Weather: 10,719thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,756thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,554thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,109thHealthiest Citizens: 13,970thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,162ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,262ndMost Inclusive: 15,552ndHighest Food Quality: 17,304thLowest Crime Rates: 17,905thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,003rdMost Secular: 20,304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,623rdSmartest Citizens: 21,413thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,426thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,673rdMost Cultured: 25,042nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 147th in the regionSafest: 147th in the region

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