The Federal Republic of Bon Country is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.882 billion Bon Countryians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bon Countryian economy, worth 704 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 144,274 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and Bon Countryian Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bon Country's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bon Country is ranked 298,045^th in the world and 132^nd in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Fattest Citizens, with 4.77 Obesity Rate.