Family under Fatherland under God
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,207thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,334th
The National Catholic Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.205 billion

LeaderKing Giuseppe II
FaithRoman Catholicism


The National Catholic Kingdom of Bombastion is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Giuseppe II with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.205 billion Bombastonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Romito. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bombastonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Knickerbockers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 183,708 Knickerbockers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,350,558 per year while the poor average 7,616, a ratio of 177 to 1.

Bombastonian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate King Giuseppe II's ever-expanding ego, the police double as repo men, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Bombastion's national animal is the Turkeyhawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bombastion is ranked 93,728th in the world and 595th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,915.95 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,207thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,334thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,617thMost Avoided: 1,994thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,101stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,245thFattest Citizens: 2,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,439thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,666thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,697thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,720thMost Influential: 3,052ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,495thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,499thLargest Retail Industry: 3,796thMost Devout: 3,796thLargest Mining Sector: 4,084thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,871stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,678thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,174thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,655thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,599thHighest Average Incomes: 7,934thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,082ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,461stLargest Black Market: 8,765thTop
Most Conservative: 12,343rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,095thMost Efficient Economies: 13,545thHighest Economic Output: 14,559thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,013th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 40th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Conservative: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 61st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 90th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionMost Armed: 93rd in the region

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