The United Republic of Bolshelviks Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Adolf Hans with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.388 billion Unionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ﷽. The average income tax rate is 43.5%.

The all-consuming Bolshelviks Unionian economy, worth 114 trillion Russoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,585 Russoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Bolshelviks Unionian, and BU-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Bolshelviks Union's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bolshelviks Union is ranked 76,687^th in the world and 1,146^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 82,585.19 Standard Monetary Units.