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Low Taxes = Strength Leader
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 83rdLargest Gambling Industry: 131stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 159th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Bollesiatan

Population6.244 billion

CapitalNone

CurrencyMetric Ton
AnimalFart

The Republic of Bollesiatan is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.244 billion Bollesiatanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bollesiatanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,226 trillion Metric Tons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 356,638 Metric Tons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,322,635 per year while the poor average 3,435, a ratio of 967 to 1.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", claims adjusters are uselessly vague, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, and political shows are fit for purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bollesiatan's national animal is the Fart, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bollesiatan is ranked 345,666th in the world and 16,469th in Balder for Highest Average Tax Rates, with -6.62 Effective Tax Rate.

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1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 83rdLargest Gambling Industry: 131stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 159thMost Armed: 213thHighest Crime Rates: 222ndMost Avoided: 226thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 256thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 263rdFattest Citizens: 309thRudest Citizens: 327thHighest Disposable Incomes: 418thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 535thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 587thLargest Insurance Industry: 608thLargest Retail Industry: 651stMost Rebellious Youth: 744thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 893rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 945thLargest Mining Sector: 1,662ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,779thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,957thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,572ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,633rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,582ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,662ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,843rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,755thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,327thHighest Economic Output: 12,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,212thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 19,668thMost Secular: 22,491stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,461stHighest Drug Use: 29,125thMost Pro-Market: 32,249th
Top
1%
Most Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 105th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 126th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 191st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 196th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 274th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 425th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 582nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 624th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 712th in the regionTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 1,070th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,483rd in the regionMost Secular: 1,522nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,553rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bollesiatan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few legs.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
  • : Following new legislation in Bollesiatan, the purgative quality of Bollesiatanian cuisine is known across the globe.

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