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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 453rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,248th
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Population8.569 billion



The Communist Theocracy of Bodein is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yoshi with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.569 billion Bodeinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argonian. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bodeinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion Potatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,548 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodein's national animal is the Dovah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bodein is ranked 11,871st in the world and 647th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 362.44 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 453rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,248thMost Devout: 8,387thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,537thLargest Black Market: 9,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,456thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,943rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,554thMost Authoritarian: 16,805thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,320thLargest Governments: 17,369thHighest Economic Output: 17,549thHighest Average Incomes: 18,178thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,734thMost Developed: 20,900thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,004thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,455thMost Patriotic: 24,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,789th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 403rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 417th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 530th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 554th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 576th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 647th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 656th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bodein was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Bodein's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Bodein's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Bodein's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Bodein was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Bodein's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Bodein was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Bodein ceased to exist in Starwars rules.
  • : Bodein was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Bodein was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.