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Largest Retail Industry: 1,116th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,778th Most Avoided: 3,257th
The Hash-Slinging Slasher of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights
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Population1.978 billion

CapitalMinas Tirith
LeaderCaptain Spock
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Hash-Slinging Slasher of Bobberino is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Spock with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.978 billion Bobberinoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minas Tirith. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient annoying economy, worth 313 trillion memes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 158,588 memes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 715,251 per year while the poor average 21,653, a ratio of 33.0 to 1.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, cities are engulfed by smog, and the clergy of Roman Catholicism remains a single-sex institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bobberino's national animal is the Ping, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Bobberino is ranked 22,894th in the world and 919th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,876.45 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,116thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,778thMost Avoided: 3,257thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,348thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,587thFattest Citizens: 4,037thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,191stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,483rdMost Influential: 6,805thLargest Mining Sector: 6,877thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,094thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,543rdTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 9,572ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,200thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,365thHighest Average Incomes: 10,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,372ndMost Devout: 12,998thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13,281stLargest Insurance Industry: 14,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,853rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,409thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,181st
Largest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Avoided: 106th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 116th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 238th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 250th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 265th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 300th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 303rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 355th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 364th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 526th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 531st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 534th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 578th in the regionLargest Black Market: 613th in the regionMost Devout: 616th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 651st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 689th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 693rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 722nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 765th in the regionRudest Citizens: 788th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 794th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 871st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 900th in the region

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