The Capitalist utopia of Boainn Bezy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tommy the great leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.376 billion Boainn Bezyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcaliathcatplitel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Boainn Bezyian economy, worth 288 trillion Nuclear dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,761 Nuclear dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,423,230 per year while the poor average 11,340, a ratio of 125 to 1.

Police are doing their best to break down barriers between them and the community, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Boainn Bezyian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boainn Bezy's national animal is the Nuclear falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Muffism.

Boainn Bezy is ranked 9,556^th in the world and 1^st in Sacred Archduchy of Greatness for Highest Average Incomes, with 209,761.7 Standard Monetary Units.