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Unity, Discipline, Work, For the leaders greatness Tommy the great leader
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,421stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,198thLargest Retail Industry: 2,534th
The Capitalist utopia of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Dominator
Governor Of greatness
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Boainn Bezy

Population1.376 billion

CapitalArcaliathcatplitel
LeaderTommy the great leader
FaithMuffism

CurrencyNuclear dollar
AnimalNuclear falcon

The Capitalist utopia of Boainn Bezy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tommy the great leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.376 billion Boainn Bezyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcaliathcatplitel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Boainn Bezyian economy, worth 288 trillion Nuclear dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 209,761 Nuclear dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,423,230 per year while the poor average 11,340, a ratio of 125 to 1.

Police are doing their best to break down barriers between them and the community, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Boainn Bezyian Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boainn Bezy's national animal is the Nuclear falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Muffism.

Boainn Bezy is ranked 9,556th in the world and 1st in Sacred Archduchy of Greatness for Highest Average Incomes, with 209,761.7 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,421stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,198thLargest Retail Industry: 2,534thMost Avoided: 2,806thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,220thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,621stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,438thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,494thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,206thFattest Citizens: 6,857thLargest Mining Sector: 7,036thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,176thMost Patriotic: 9,115thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,116thHighest Average Incomes: 9,655thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,305thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,558thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,262ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,736thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,400thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,116thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,866thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,585thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,962ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,857thMost Devout: 25,270thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,632ndLargest Black Market: 26,865th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Boainn Bezyian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, police are doing their best to break down barriers between them and the community.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, there is something rotten in the state of Boainn Bezy.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, mommy government won the case and is keeping the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Boainn Bezy, the government decides its policies by observing the flight of birds.

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