Population | 10.152 billion |
Capital | Blood City |
Leader | Elsa Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Bloodstone |
Animal | Snake |
The Precious Gemnation of Bluubhezslhaunia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Elsa Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.152 billion Bluubhezslhaunians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blood City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bluubhezslhaunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,523 trillion Bloodstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 347,116 Bloodstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, surveillance cameras are banned, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown. Bluubhezslhaunia's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Bluubhezslhaunia is ranked 22,998th in the world and 26th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.22336944532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, the new intercity submarine SSN Snake Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, the Bluubhezslhaunian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Bluubhezslhaunia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in Bluubhezslhaunia, voting is voluntary.