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I'll scratch your bush if you scratch mine, capice?
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,269thMost Secular: 1,513thMost Inclusive: 1,602nd
The Free Land of
New York Times Democracy
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Squire
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Good
Economy
Frightening
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BlurpleKek

Population12.764 billion

CapitalRoger Waters
LeaderPorl
FaithStoneism

CurrencySlave
AnimalBlurpleKek

The Free Land of BlurpleKek is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Porl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.764 billion BlurpleKekians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roger Waters. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BlurpleKekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,361 Slaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the BBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and the BlurpleKek is a protected species. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlurpleKek's national animal is the BlurpleKek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoneism.

BlurpleKek is ranked 157,494th in the world and 89th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,839.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,269thMost Secular: 1,513thMost Inclusive: 1,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,634thMost Pacifist: 1,766thSafest: 1,810thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,904thNicest Citizens: 1,961stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,043rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,063rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,144thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,293rdHighest Food Quality: 2,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,263rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,205thMost Cultured: 4,249thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,321stMost Developed: 4,338thSmartest Citizens: 4,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,688thLargest Governments: 6,627thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,237thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,545thBest Weather: 7,829thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,064thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,977thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,156thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,252ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,620thHighest Economic Output: 10,665thMost Efficient Economies: 11,314thMost Stationary: 12,296thMost Influential: 12,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,765thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 21,052ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,760thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,040th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, the BlurpleKek is a protected species.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, the BBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in BlurpleKek, politicians no longer click with dating app matches.

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