Population | 12.764 billion |
Capital | Roger Waters |
Leader | Porl |
Faith | Stoneism |
Currency | Slave |
Animal | BlurpleKek |
The Free Land of BlurpleKek is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Porl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.764 billion BlurpleKekians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roger Waters. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient BlurpleKekian economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,361 Slaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the BBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and the BlurpleKek is a protected species. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlurpleKek's national animal is the BlurpleKek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stoneism.
BlurpleKek is ranked 157,494th in the world and 89th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,839.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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BlurpleKek, the BlurpleKek is a protected species.
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BlurpleKek, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in
BlurpleKek, the BBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Following new legislation in
BlurpleKek, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
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BlurpleKek, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
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BlurpleKek, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
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BlurpleKek, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
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BlurpleKek, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
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BlurpleKek, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
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BlurpleKek, politicians no longer click with dating app matches.