The Most Serene Republic of Bloody Sire is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.267 billion Bloody Sireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bloody Sirean economy, worth 545 trillion Double Axes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,648 Double Axes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bloody Sire's national animal is the Hurt Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bloody Sire is ranked 37,879^th in the world and 400^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 218.25 cheeks per square mile.