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Duty, Honor, Country
Most Ignorant Citizens: 265thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 370thFattest Citizens: 383rd
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Blood Feud

Population6.01 billion

CapitalHatred
LeaderKing Satan
FaithThe 4th Turning

CurrencyBootstrap
AnimalWolverine

The Confederacy of Blood Feud is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.01 billion Blood Feudians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hatred. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Blood Feudian economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Bootstraps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 276,482 Bootstraps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,521,108 per year while the poor average 25,493, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Warning signs caution Blood Feudians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Blood Feud's national animal is the Wolverine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The 4th Turning.

Blood Feud is ranked 4,049th in the world and 99th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 276,482.51 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 265thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 370thFattest Citizens: 383rdMost Devout: 416thMost Avoided: 421stLargest Retail Industry: 699thMost Corrupt Governments: 813thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 855thHighest Disposable Incomes: 928thLargest Mining Sector: 1,063rdMost Armed: 1,198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,258thMost Patriotic: 1,767thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,020thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,372ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,033rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,499thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,547thRudest Citizens: 3,959thHighest Average Incomes: 4,049thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,308thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,768thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,988thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,501stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,527thMost Conservative: 8,691stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,800thLargest Black Market: 13,657thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,526thTop
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Nudest: 15,910thLargest Governments: 16,606thHighest Economic Output: 17,863rdMost Primitive: 21,711thMost Authoritarian: 26,406thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,323rdMost Influential: 31,094th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 86th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 109th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 156th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 187th in the regionLargest Black Market: 230th in the regionMost Conservative: 238th in the regionLargest Governments: 299th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 306th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 340th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 391st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 396th in the regionNudest: 464th in the regionMost Primitive: 466th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 599th in the regionMost Influential: 631st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, warning signs caution Blood Feudians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, rap artists are regularly arrested for promoting extremist groups.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, protestors are soaking piles of Bootstraps in blood to make a point about government incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Blood Feud, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.

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