The Republic of Blonquand Moald is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.402 billion Blonquand Moaldians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.3%.

The very strong Blonquand Moaldian economy, worth 206 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 46,862 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 160,070 per year while the poor average 10,091, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime is a problem. Blonquand Moald's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Blonquand Moald is ranked 253,421^st in the world and 119^th in Equestria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 50.07 law-abiding acts per hour.