Population | 8.64 billion |
Capital | Blazia |
Leader | Blazelia Firewaterwolf |
Faith | Church of Pizza |
Currency | Gold Ring |
Animal | Cat |
The Mystical Special Nation of Blaze thy Cat is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Blazelia Firewaterwolf with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.64 billion Blazes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blazia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Blazian economy, worth a remarkable 2,824 trillion Gold Rings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,958 Gold Rings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, police conduct raids on children having snail races, and the children of Blaze thy Cat are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blaze thy Cat's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.
Blaze thy Cat is ranked 28,610th in the world and 4th in Green Hills for Most Stationary, with 1,394.77398928852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blaze thy Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, the children of Blaze thy Cat are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, police conduct raids on children having snail races.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, Blazelia Firewaterwolf is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, the nation excels at displacement.
- : Following new legislation in Blaze thy Cat, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.