The Confederacy of Blancemon is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isabella Lilith Mortacettem with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working population of 839 million Blancemonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mutaporis. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blancemonies economy, worth 112 trillion Ignises a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 134,491 Ignises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, school football matches are usually five-a-side, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and they say that Isabella Lilith Mortacettem's personal computer is full of naked pictures of the Emperor of Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blancemon's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blancemon is ranked 12,388^th in the world and 372^nd in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 82.67 quips per hour.