The Empire of Blahaj home is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 254 million Blahaj homeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Blahaj homean economy, worth 9.88 trillion Duckcoins a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,910 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blahaj home's national animal is the Duck.
Blahaj home is ranked 44,219th in the world and 1st in Rakum for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,670.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Blahaj home's influence in Rakum rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Blahaj home's influence in Rakum rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
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Blahaj home, bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins.
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Blahaj home, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
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Blahaj home, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
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Blahaj home, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
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Blahaj home was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Blahaj home, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
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Blahaj home's influence in Rakum rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
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Blahaj home's influence in Rakum rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".