The Technological Wonderland of Blaash is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Brain with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.223 billion Blaashians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quasar City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blaashian economy, worth a remarkable 2,162 trillion Atoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 299,341 Atoms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rumor has it that The Brain has won three lotteries in a row, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and The Brain claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime is totally unknown. Blaash's national animal is the Mole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Blaash is ranked 268,665^th in the world and 12,595^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.45 crimes per hour.