Kill them with kindness... Literally.
Most Influential: 819thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,593rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,302nd
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Bitty Kitty

Population11.124 billion


AnimalItty Bitty Black Kitty

The Communitty of Bitty Kitty is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.124 billion Kittans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mollywood. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kittish economy, worth 862 trillion Sardines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 77,549 Sardines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Praying before a battle is a court-martial offence, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bitty Kitty's national animal is the Itty Bitty Black Kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bitty Kitty is ranked 263,567th in the world and 226th in Karma for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 819thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,593rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,061stMost Pacifist: 6,683rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,297thBest Weather: 7,879thNicest Citizens: 8,072ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,074thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,360thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,867thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,495thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,572ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,578thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,914thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,096thMost Stationary: 11,183rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,615thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,098thMost Inclusive: 14,184thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,378thMost Cultured: 16,116thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,238thSmartest Citizens: 18,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,531stMost Income Equality: 20,803rdHighest Poor Incomes: 25,655thHighest Economic Output: 26,243rd
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Kayestha, Boston Harbor, The Litterbox, The Southern Botharian Republic, and Genovini.