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Most Developed: 4thHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Bistrostan

Population39.361 billion

CapitalBistrostan City
LeaderLeader

Currencydrachma
Animalcheetah

The Empire of Bistrostan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 39.361 billion Bistrostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bistrostan City. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bistrostanian economy, worth an astonishing 18,240 trillion drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 463,412 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy. Crime is totally unknown. Bistrostan's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bistrostan is ranked 823rd in the world and 1st in The GameFAQs Forum for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 14,922.23 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Developed: 4thHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thLargest Publishing Industry: 49thBest Weather: 52ndHighest Food Quality: 55thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64thSmartest Citizens: 114thHighest Economic Output: 115thMost Stationary: 123rdMost Inclusive: 130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 170thMost Efficient Economies: 254thMost Cultured: 272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 400thHighest Poor Incomes: 418thMost Pacifist: 432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 456thHighest Average Incomes: 473rdLowest Crime Rates: 532ndLargest Populations: 546thLargest Governments: 694thHighest Disposable Incomes: 780thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 823rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 856thSafest: 899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 979thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,155thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,140thRudest Citizens: 3,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,608thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,945thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,019thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,329thMost Influential: 5,812thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,850thMost Devout: 6,347thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,587thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 20,244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,766thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,375th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.

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