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Most Developed: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Bistrostan

Population36.52 billion

CapitalBistrostan City
LeaderLeader

Currencydrachma
Animalcheetah

The Empire of Bistrostan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 36.52 billion Bistrostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bistrostan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bistrostanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,932 trillion drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 436,254 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime is totally unknown. Bistrostan's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bistrostan is ranked 19,367th in the world and 1st in The GameFAQs Forum for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Developed: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37thBest Weather: 54thLargest Publishing Industry: 67thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 116thHighest Economic Output: 128thMost Stationary: 128thMost Inclusive: 178thSmartest Citizens: 180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 186thHighest Poor Incomes: 250thMost Cultured: 353rdMost Efficient Economies: 374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 513thHighest Average Incomes: 514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 521stLargest Populations: 557thMost Beautiful Environments: 686thMost Pacifist: 694thLowest Crime Rates: 1,018thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,357thLargest Governments: 1,548thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,106thSafest: 2,111thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,122ndRudest Citizens: 2,677thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,789thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,175thMost Influential: 5,859thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,896thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,969thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,188thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,401stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,919thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,367th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Bistrostanian citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.

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