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Our Chaos Is Our Unity
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 488thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,426thMost Influential: 3,646th
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Bistritza

Population365 million

CapitalOhrid

CurrencyCoin Silver
AnimalVilla

The Allied States of Bistritza is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 365 million Bistritzans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ohrid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Bistritzan economy, worth 36.9 trillion Coin Silvers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 100,978 Coin Silvers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,782 per year while the poor average 23,779, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

The army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, and the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bistritza's national animal is the Villa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bistritza is ranked 27,497th in the world and 303rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 110.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 488thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,426thMost Influential: 3,646thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,742ndFattest Citizens: 4,437thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,262ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,793rdRudest Citizens: 8,197thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,337thMost Avoided: 10,279thTop
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Most Armed: 13,216thLargest Retail Industry: 13,520thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,300thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,005thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 24,819th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 91st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 116th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 150th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 173rd in the regionMost Avoided: 234th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 253rd in the regionMost Armed: 255th in the regionRudest Citizens: 268th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 303rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 343rd in the regionNudest: 375th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 390th in the regionMost Influential: 433rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 497th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 507th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 536th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 605th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 676th in the regionLargest Black Market: 677th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 692nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 700th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 733rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 883rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 943rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 956th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bistritza lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Bistritza voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Bistritza voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Bistritza, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Bistritza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Bistritza lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistritza, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office.
  • : Bistritza lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistritza, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistritza, the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 262 » Amerion, Beblahbleblo, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Corgitopiaa, Kringalia, Chernaya Zvezda, Holota, Ever Testing, Volaworand, Tyrantistica, Arscanesia, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, Yaravia, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Tsunamy, Mentoz, Drystar, Atomic Garden, Canmore, Unielvan Millorvium, Wehraboos, ARIAPOLIS01, Farengeto, Omalayia, East Papas Fritas, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Wols Kooda, Novarian Republic, Albeville, The Haughtherlands, Brazilian impero2, Jehenna, Nova Montron, Ritzel, Maine and Anjou, Ebonhand, Bear Connors Paradiso, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Amoralami, Lynxaion, Pencil Sharpeners 2, PsiCorps, Treir, Saint Roberts, Tyflugian, Aschenburg, and 212 others.Goom Bay, Altnavia, Cereskia 2, Ancient Slobovia, Uvalor, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, New Cons Ryaklant, New Plant, Zaelith, Zamkadishi, Straknov, Land of Mari, Nasao, Pamduj, Arvan Irawer, The Two Jerseys, Rad Asia, Kaldosky, The Solar System Scope, Isokenzar, Allo Islan Knius, SIFB FEDERATION, Kremony, Nowa Europa, Soliconian, A Place Somewhere, YouSIS, Kantamaria, Shefino, Soem, Flumenvallis, Calistan, Great Lothian, Kronars, Shoinkwishima, Antwerpen1, Sismite, Some Great Peope, Nomisma, No moking, Saohoa, Southern Numenor, Farelonia, Aoz, Biwaki, O Peixe, Photoplier, Narita Brian, Makinius, Linden Oak, A leftover country, Gatalian, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Tvania, Cucutenium, Great Andora, Fratelest, Proctethia, Gennaretia, Seythennia, Fortunase, Doriander, Nori Natto, Holy Free, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Zanforadon, Skaladoria, Banglazstrogaria, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, New Sanet, Gracca, Ostavaria, Blondiesland, Oreo States, Amg3309, Orizzia, Idealismm, Trollmoor, Jostin, United Furries Rebublic, Rectionk, Max Siotto, Martiland, Oppalli, Dausuva, Giolmia, Shintoese, South Pernambuco, Quethe, Froshar, Titrate, Ullan, United States of Diplomatia, Kole Uguna, Novalunosis, Venezia Pacifica, USNE2018, Hydratonium, Paganan, Bohenia, Maeiland, Nidon, Eae, Groblinus, Abarri, Kiasu-ism, Linguiniland, Stephastan, Myndia, Jammlandia, RestartAll, Zakharta, Pamela And Hepatitis, Noimosini, Aurcania, Greneria, Leimarite Empire, Darakin, Cassius empire, Antarctic Empires, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Osire Eyertium, La Farlagio, Shadeth, Melayu Federation, Myness, Yellunstryer, Of the european socialist republics, Centa, Jaznhujkel, Venkara, Cyratict Tandtopia, Walloonia, New Qafedemar, Doundaly, Steviland, Gonrati, Kingson Island, Gymnostan, Centristvill, America Gone Wrong, Kepler-B, New Anterea, Evaburn, Mexican Imperial Confederation, Inhokosu, North Kanuckistan, New American Dictatorship, Great Marsinia, Bomlerzia, Arugan, Sedunn, Malmsia, Themon, Sanden, Karatengisa, Yore Bumm, Driodal, Dupanda, Aflus, Lile Ulie Islands, Taigama, Noire Denholm, Jurubeba, Ardenswije, I am playing on a ps vita, Livelia, West Pastafaria, Haaugeland, Kanatian Percocet, Great United Columbia, Rhetiaa, All Hail Satan, Saint Ziana, Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland, Petea, Nouvel Empire, Aria Holons, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Esterwood, Privatore, Latviana, Numano, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Winlah, Western Fardelshufflestein, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, LOONA Ireland, Eggraria, Sarasevo, Evinea, LadyRebels, Ostela-Aswines, Sureiya, Willing Mind, Curlyhoward, Meliant, Schmamonien, Luzovismin, Meonisie, Alyseium, Almanore, Dakalian, Sapoe, Maclalindo, MaPetiteFille, Menemen, Avacquer, TescoPepsi, Marainta, The Stolen Lands, and Insulae libertatis.

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