|Currency||frosted gas pedal|
|Animal||edible flat tire|
The Queendom of Birthday Cake Herby is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 1.577 billion Birthday Cake Herbys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Birthday Caked economy, worth 137 trillion frosted gas pedals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,975 frosted gas pedals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birthday Cake Herby's national animal is the edible flat tire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in Pain rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : Birthday Cake Herby relocated from Nassau to Pain.
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in Nassau rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in Nassau rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Birthday Cake Herby lodged a message on the Nassau Regional Message Board.
- : Birthday Cake Herby relocated from The Cursed Continent of Lodoss to Nassau.
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in The Cursed Continent of Lodoss rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Birthday Cake Herby's influence in The Cursed Continent of Lodoss rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Birthday Cake Herby lodged a message on the The Cursed Continent of Lodoss Regional Message Board.
- : Birthday Cake Herby relocated from The ISF Coalition to The Cursed Continent of Lodoss.