The Federal Republic of Birkanie is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 596 million Birkaniens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birka-Cité. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Birkaniean economy, worth 26.6 trillion Birkoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,585 Birkoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, parents dread their examinations more than their children, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and a soldier's body is a temple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birkanie's national animal is the Dauphin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Birkanie is ranked 209,513^th in the world and 3,569^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 44,585.38 Standard Monetary Units.