NATION

PASSWORD

Screw off and die
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,288thMost Primitive: 4,607th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Bingbongland

Population727 million

Capitalbingbongia

Currencybingbongians
Animalsheep

The Federation of Bingbongland is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 727 million Bongiets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bingbongia. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Bingbongiet economy, worth 69.0 trillion bingbongians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,966 bingbongians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians take citizens for idiots, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bingbongland's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bingbongland is ranked 241,393rd in the world and 11,128th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 12.15 quips per hour.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,288thMost Primitive: 4,607thLargest Mining Sector: 5,635thMost Influential: 6,267thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,234thMost Secular: 9,288thMost Armed: 10,349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,220thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,560thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,265thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,356thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,769thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,037thLargest Black Market: 24,524thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,225th
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Most Primitive: 103rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 110th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 191st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 290th in the regionMost Secular: 294th in the regionLargest Black Market: 318th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 439th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 451st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 465th in the regionNudest: 573rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 579th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 580th in the regionMost Influential: 613th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 652nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 691st in the regionMost Patriotic: 770th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 795th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 804th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 906th in the regionLargest Governments: 983rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,059th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,202nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bingbongland's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Bingbongland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Bingbongland, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingbongland, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingbongland, recapturing giraffes is proving to be a tall order.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingbongland, politicians take citizens for idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Bingbongland, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways.
  • : Bingbongland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Following new legislation in Bingbongland, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
  • : Bingbongland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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