The Republic of Bin and Cow is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 735 million Mooers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Moosian economy, worth 27.0 trillion Leaves a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,796 Leaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bin and Cow's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bin and Cow is ranked 217,347^th in the world and 2^nd in Cows And Fun for Most Avoided, scoring 1.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.