Population | 6.4 billion |
Capital | Doraditas |
Leader | Presidente Bimbo Dulce |
Faith | Iglesia de Bimbo Grande |
Currency | Azucar |
Animal | Osito Dulce |
The Holy White Bears of Bimbo Azucaradas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Presidente Bimbo Dulce with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.4 billion Azucarados are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doraditas. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Azucarada economy, worth 829 trillion Azucars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,610 Azucars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cars are banned, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Azucarada flag can be displayed, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, and people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bimbo Azucaradas's national animal is the Osito Dulce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iglesia de Bimbo Grande.
Bimbo Azucaradas is ranked 41,325th in the world and 4th in Sourberry Fields for Most Stationary, with 1,082.205210166 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bimbo Azucaradas, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time.
- : Following new legislation in Bimbo Azucaradas, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
- : Following new legislation in Bimbo Azucaradas, maritime signalling has become tedious since only the Azucarada flag can be displayed.
- : Following new legislation in Bimbo Azucaradas, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Bimbo Azucaradas, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Bimbo Azucaradas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Bimbo Azucaradas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Bimbo Azucaradas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Bimbo Azucaradas, skateboarding is the only legal way to travel.
- : Bimbo Azucaradas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.