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Might Makes Right
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34thMost Patriotic: 50th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Biker Tro

Population7.37 billion

CapitalThe Imperial Citadel
LeaderDirge
FaithNationalism

CurrencyDenier
AnimalHawk

The Dictatorship of Biker Tro is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dirge with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, strictly enforced bedtime, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.37 billion Biker Trojans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Citadel. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Biker Troan economy, worth a remarkable 4,631 trillion Deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 628,417 Deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,388,698 per year while the poor average 114,636, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.

Foreign envoys that want to visit Biker Tro now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and the government prevents violence by committing genocide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biker Tro's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Biker Tro is ranked 270,636th in the world and 11,137th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 59.82 years.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 34thMost Patriotic: 50thMost Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 99thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119thHighest Average Incomes: 142ndMost Devout: 150thLargest Mining Sector: 185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 258thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 259thLargest Insurance Industry: 296thLowest Crime Rates: 343rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 395thLargest Agricultural Sector: 431stLargest Black Market: 457thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 512thLargest Governments: 657thMost Avoided: 919thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,220thRudest Citizens: 2,517thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,037thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,114thMost Conservative: 3,271stLargest Retail Industry: 4,014thFattest Citizens: 4,388thMost Efficient Economies: 4,487thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,838thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,806thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,443rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,167thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,619thSmartest Citizens: 9,797thMost Authoritarian: 12,782ndTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,188thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,916thMost Stationary: 19,244thMost Influential: 19,280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,856thMost Developed: 21,414th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 110th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 131st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 135th in the regionMost Conservative: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 264th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 276th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Stationary: 351st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 370th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 386th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 545th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 560th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 612th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 613th in the regionMost Developed: 619th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 688th in the regionMost Influential: 1,071st in the regionMost Extreme: 1,091st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, the government prevents violence by committing genocide.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, foreign envoys that want to visit Biker Tro now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Biker Trojans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Biker Tro, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.

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