The Precious Gemnation of Bhizanhan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Diamante Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.822 billion Bhizanhanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diamania. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bhizanhanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion Diamonds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,079 Diamonds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime is totally unknown. Bhizanhan's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Bhizanhan is ranked 273,122^nd in the world and 17^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.32 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.