The Incorporated States of Beucharen is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.158 billion Beucharenians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 47.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Beucharenian economy, worth 27.1 trillion Beucs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,399 Beucs , and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beucharen's national animal is the Haren, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beucharen is ranked 80,979^th in the world and 2^nd in Coalition of Prussia for Most Primitive, scoring 32.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.