Population | 6.39 billion |
Capital | Bikini Bottom |
Leader | Eugene Harold Krabs |
Faith | Cult of Krabby Patty and Money |
Currency | $ Sea Dollar |
Animal | Fish |
The Original KRABBY PATTY of Best Krusty Krabs Number 1 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eugene Harold Krabs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.39 billion Krabians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Krabsy economy, worth 957 trillion $ Sea Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,768 $ Sea Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Best Krusty Krabs Number 1's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Krabby Patty and Money.
Best Krusty Krabs Number 1 is ranked 175,802nd in the world and 6th in Persatuan Negara Sosialis Kapitalis for Most Stationary, with 87.8057076932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Bikini Bottom Natural History Museum.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
- : Following new legislation in Best Krusty Krabs Number 1, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.