The Kids Want Communism
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,760thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,112thMost Secular: 2,486th
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Berlin Commune

Population2.937 billion

LeaderChairman K
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyFood Stamp

The Socialist Republic of Berlin Commune is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chairman K with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.937 billion Workers and Peasants love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Berlinian economy, worth 344 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,446 Food Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Workers and Peasants. Crime is totally unknown. Berlin Commune's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Berlin Commune is ranked 264,760th in the world and 1,826th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -324.14 on the Hayek Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,760thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,112thMost Secular: 2,486thMost Influential: 2,602ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,674thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,719thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,762ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,124thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,196thNicest Citizens: 3,217thSafest: 3,938thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,864thMost Inclusive: 4,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,527thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,550thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,196thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,525thHighest Food Quality: 7,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,735thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,382ndBest Weather: 8,541stLargest Governments: 9,428thMost Developed: 9,620thHealthiest Citizens: 10,418thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,933rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,562ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,777thMost Cultured: 11,863rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,911thSmartest Citizens: 14,084thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,133rdMost Income Equality: 16,927thLowest Crime Rates: 19,034thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,954th
Least Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionMost Secular: 76th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionSafest: 81st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 88th in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 95th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 120th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 126th in the regionMost Stationary: 126th in the regionNudest: 130th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 143rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 151st in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionMost Cultured: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 173rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 178th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 180th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 186th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 186th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 187th in the regionMost Developed: 192nd in the region

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