The Ultravisionary Federation of Berlin-Moscow Union is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nikolai Kardashev with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 7.656 billion Unionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,501 trillion Crownoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 196,177 Crownoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Vilnius Film Festival recently voted 'Unionian Getting Hit By Football' as best film, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Unionian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berlin-Moscow Union's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Berlin-Moscow Union is ranked 1,610^th in the world and 35^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 148.45 law-abiding acts per hour.